bigandgreedy:

amygdalae:

but I stay silly :3

huffylemon:

batboyblog:

the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit:

fuckyeahthegoodplace:

sketiana:

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

smol-blue-bird:

sometimes when I’m bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

2allthedancersoftheworld:

buddwyer:

2allthedancersoftheworld:

buddwyer:

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

Can we please stay on topic here

YTA

everythingfox:

Perfect paw print

enbycrip:

weirdmageddon:

theskydoesgreatthingsnow:

tamagotchikgs:

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

sovietnam:

dazaiapologism:

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

peysk:

Scientists have determined that the funniest thing possible is 30000 stooges